Because it would be the funniest story ever.
We have all of her naked moments from her past and the most current ones.
Anyway, no one has a clue who the lucky cocksucker is doing Britney.
The word on the street was that Spears got freaky with one of her dancers and he secretly filmed her doing dirty thangs! But if the supposed is real, that would bump her up another few notches on the moron meter, don't you think? It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years.