While Miss Tessmacher might not be a divine entity sent to save us all, she is certainly a heavenly gift from the Gods and surely many fans would go to hell and back to protect her.
But he actually looks pretty hilarious, which must be pretty embarrassing for him looking back.
What many might not remember about The Hulkster is that he actually wore head gear at some point, as shown in this picture of him wearing a helmet for protection?! The Knockout doesn't shy away from her past job, she embraces it.
Her performance caught the attention of several renowned directors and she also won a Saturn Award for Best Actress.
Going by how ridiculous the story is, it was no surprise that the film flopped massively.
But then there's Miss Tessmacher, whose red, white, and blue garb isn't just indicative of her love of country, but her love for her home state of Texas.
Calm down, there's a million other places you can find them.
Hence, the tantalizing photo shoot, paying homage to Moulin Rouge, the fabled birthplace of Cabaret.