She has to be in the right mood.
You fart enough every day to fill a medium-sized balloon.
Knowing that standing up would cause the poop to slide down my legs, I opted for a crab walk across the field to my mother's car.
For kicks she likes to see the looks on strangers faces as she lifts and purposely farts.
The brown bath: My stomach hurt, but every time I farted I felt a bit better.
The Yanomami tribe in South America greet one another with a loud, friendly blast of anal gas.
Once I was sure he was asleep, I very carefully parted my butt cheeks to release the most silent fart possible, but liquid hell came out.
Still, when you're having a messy-bun, sweatpants-up-to-your-bellybutton kind of night, farting can be just as hilarious as when you were 10.