If fathers really are passing the secret knowledge of turning yourself into a gurgling water fountain down to their sons, is there any point to it other than being gross and asserting some kind of feral masculinity? It's the same for your Mom.
As soon as she set it down, I took it with both hands and plugged the nipple into my mouth.
I can see housewives reading your shit now man.
For example, wetting say, a pair of boxer briefs is kind of a horrible idea because more urine will probably run down your legs than into your pants.