The pair had already stepped up their relationship earlier this week when Jordan beckoned Zoe into the bathroom, boasting of a giant blue spider which was - after mild confusion - the thinly-veiled euphemism we had been dreading.
Wearing an I Saw It First beach kimono over her evening look, the star kept things dramatic.
But just six days before giving birth she confirmed that the pair had gone their separate ways and is now rocking the single-mum life.
Finally offering an explanation, Jordan said: 'I was just talking about how I feel which is what I tried to tell you today but you just started losing your head.